He is driving me crazy!!! Everywhere I turn...his caveman-like self is staring right back at me. Taunting me!! It's like he knows he is ruining my summer. The fact that he is posing on every awesome bill isn't news to him. He knows it is ABSURD!! Who the hell is his booking agent because that chick or bro needs to be congratulated or interrogated for managing to get JJ on every big bill, headlining...all god damned summer long.Pisses me off. If that fuck shows up at one more show I am going to start an anti-JJ club, riot or terrorist group. At this rate he is going to be announced to perform at Burning Man...swear to the jesus figure itself, it's that bad!!!
M:i wanna see radiohead and tom petty
J:dood - TOTALLY going to this. why not i say?? awesome!put in on your calendar. really cool new fest...BUT, i fuckin hate jack johnson- DIEEEEE
M:yea he can die
J:he wont go away and he is everywhere that he doesnt belong!!!!
M:jack johnson die now
J:DIE!
meet me at the DJ booth Jack...then we'll see whose who!
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