I Ate Shit...

I went down on my bicycle (yes, i was sober)and have a collection of scabs, scrapes, bruises and booboo's to show for it. I am surprised how quickly they are healing up though, thanks to my rigorous regimen of vitamin E oil and neosporin. They still hurt like a muthaf'r tho.
(camera phone does not do the main gawker justice)